Gay Holiday Companion Required - How Hard Can It Be?
Except from Companion Required:
Not for the first time that afternoon, Kennedy Grey considered throwing in the towel and abandoning the whole precious idea. Maybe this was the year he made a change. After all, the signs of madness were everywhere, what with a game show host being chosen as the official Republican candidate to run for the US presidency and the people of Britain filing for divorce from Europe.
As a penniless young man straight out of university, he would have trampled heads for a heaven-sent dream of a job like this. On the laptop, he scrolled down to the UK Gay Society billboard and reread the contents of the advert.
Gay Holiday Companion Required
Based in or around London. Must have full ten-year passport with at least seven months remaining and be freely available to travel overseas for the whole month of September 2016. Candidate should ideally be between 21 and 25, non- smoking, social drinker, drug free, and must be able to pull off the role of dutiful boyfriend in front of male sponsor’s close- knit circle of friends. Acting experience a distinct advantage. Any ethnicity considered.
Successful candidate will receive an all-expenses-paid holiday to Southeast Asia, starting with round-trip flights from London Heathrow to Singapore’s Changi Airport, a three- night stay in Singapore, followed by a 14-night gay cruise to Hong Kong. After a two-night stay in Hong Kong, the holiday will culminate in a flight to Bali, Indonesia and eight nights staying at the sponsor’s private luxury villa.
Candidate will receive a guaranteed five thousand pounds in cash for services rendered, and a discretionary bonus, should the candidate’s performance exceed expectations.
If you are interested, please respond to email@example.com with a recent photo (headshots only, thank you) and CV, to arrange a mutually agreeable time for an interview.